Good Morning!

Today is National Relaxation Day! Turn off the cell phone, ignore your email, and enjoy a day of relaxation!

Huge Coffee Cups

Bobby always laughs at Amy's huge coffee cups. They are just Amy's normal coffee cups, but for some reason Bobby thinks they are abnormally large! The other day after the show, Amy gave a "cribs" tour of her new house for some people in the studio, and she showed off the clock that Bobby gave her. Bobby is really excited about today. Not only is it Friday, but it's the Friday before vacation! Also, it's pay day! 

Celebrity Birthdays

Ben Affleck is 36 ("Pearl Harbor")

Anthony Anderson is 38 ("Barbershop")

Debra Messing is 40 ("Will & Grace")

Linda Ellerbee is 64

Joe Jonas is 19

Bonehead Story of the Day

This story comes to us from Montana. A man was arrested when he tried to lie to the police about his name, the only probably was that he had his last name tattooed to his head! What a bonehead!

Big Foot in Freezer

Some guys in Georgia apparently found Big Foot in Georgia. They are supposed to do a press conference today where they prove the Big Foot DNA. Bobby said that there are pictures of the creature in the freezer, but it's such a grainy picture that you can't even see anything! Later in the show, Bobby is going to play a clip of Carlos' most recent interview with the Big Foot hunter.

Hollywood Skinny 6:15 & 8:15

-Contrary to earlier reports, sources close to Jennifer Aniston tell the Chicago Sun Times that she's the one who did the dumping! She got tired of John Mayer’s “roving eye.” Jennifer supposedly gave John a "three strikes and you're out" ultimatum after learning about a few little flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter's assistant for his concert tour. His third strike came by way of a groupie. That was apparently the final straw for Jennifer.
-Despite her recent breast cancer diagnosis Christina Applegate reportedly plans to postpone chemotherapy treatments until after she has a baby. Star magazine reports she is desperate to have a baby and isn’t willing to let her health prevent her from becoming a mom. Christina has said that biologically she is ready and she does not want to wait until she is 40.  Sources say Christina is trying to get pregnant with her musician boyfriend Martyn Lenoble.
-Donald Trump bailed out Ed McMahon, letting the TV legend keep his Beverly Hills home. The Donald bought the property and is letting Ed and his wife stay. He doesn’t know the man, but he grew up watching him on TV. Ed’s real estate agent flew to New York to personally ask for Trump’s help. Ed was two weeks away from foreclosure.
-“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad could have used Donald Trumps help too...her clothing line is such a bust that L.A. boutique Kitson couldn’t clear out its inventory after slashing prices and offering a two-for-one sale. The store finally resorted to donating all the (over) pricey duds to charity!
-Heath Ledger was in the middle of filming “The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus” at the time of his accidental drug overdose in January. In order to finish the film, directed by Terry Gilliam, actors Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law stepped in. Not only did the actors save the film, they refused payment for their work, preferring to donate their salaries to Heath’s two-year old daughter Matilda.
-Go to the front page of our website to watch a new promo for the 90210 spin-off featuring both Jennie Garth AND Shannen Doherty.

Parking Lot Girl

A girl saw Bobby in the parking lot by his gym the other day and started talking to him. She started asking him really personal questions about his therapy - like what he talks about during his sessions! He got really uncomfortable and said he had to go. He felt kind of like a jerk for bailing out so quickly, but he doesn't about his therapy with people - especially not a stranger in the parking lot!

Intern Show

Bobby likes the Intern Show - he listens to it almost every evening. Yesterday on the Intern Show, Paul Wall talked about the Intern Olympics and other things. During the Intern Olympics yesterday, Sizzle and Paul Wall played a game called "Kissing Chickens" where Paul Wall and Sizzle would have to stand six inches apart and move closer and closer...they moved so close that Intern Paul Wall kissed Intern Sizzle! During the games, there were some other girls in the studio, and one of the girls was pretty attractive - on the Intern Show Paul Wall said Bobby would have a hard time getting together with the girl! Intern PW also told all the girls to hit him up on Myspace.

Jen and John

Bobby feels like his boy John Mayer has been getting a bad rap these days. Sources are now saying that Jennifer Aniston was the one who left the relationship. Apparently she has a 'three strikes' policy regarding cheating. Bobby thinks that is stupid - if cheating is not your thing, you should bail after the first time, not the third time!!

Olympics

Bobby watched the Olympics last night and saw a clip about Michael Phelps' body. His body is the perfect swimmers body - he has short legs, a long torso, huge feet and huge hands. Bobby thought it was a really cool segment! In gymnastics the other night, a male gymnast flew off the rings! LB said it was scary to watch! Bobby also saw the bronze medal wrestler throw his bronze medal on the floor during the award ceremony. Bobby thinks they probably gave his medal to him anyway. Bobby thinks if he won a gold medal he would have it surgically implanted into his neck so that he can show it off everywhere.

White People

Bobby has good news for Carlos - by the year 2042, whites are no longer going to be the majority in the United States. Congratulations to Carlos! He is pretty excited about this news. LB mentioned that Mexico won a medal the other day in the Olympics, but Carlos didn't see it. Carlos wonders if you could buy someone's Olympic gold medal? If he could, he would wear it out the bars! He thinks it would be a total chick magnet, and Bobby and LB agree.

Sounds of the Last 24 Hours

-Chad Johnson was on ESPN talking about beating a racehorse and wanting to race Michael Phelps. He thinks that he could easily beat Michael Phelps in any swim race.

-The US Olympic swimmer who won the big relay against the French team talked about the race. He said he wasn't thinking about Michael Phelps' medals or NBC ratings, he was just focused on winning the game.

-Gale King, Oprah's best friend, clearing up some rumors that Oprah will sharing the stage with Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention. 

-John Edwards' mistresses' sister spoke about thinking that John Edwards is absolutely the father of the baby.

-Britney Spears did another promo for the VMA's with Russell Brand.

-Ben Stiller talked about "Tropic Thunder" on the Daily Show with John Stewart. It took him about 7 or 8 years to finish the script! 

Pick the Music

Bobby does this segment every Friday, so call in or send him an email to hear your favorite old school hip hop!

Hollywood Skinny 7:15 and 9:15

-In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii. In the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, the 29-year-old shows off the new body she got after just 10 weeks and her trainer reveals to Us exclusively how she lost 18 pounds. Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly for Jennifer’s complete workout routine and diet plan plus what inspired her to change her way.  You can see the covers shot on the front page of our website.
-A judge just ruled Hulk Hogan has to pay Linda $40,000 a month in support, at least temporarily...while they hammer out the final terms of their divorce. A lot of their fortune was declared off limits, but Hulk can withdraw $400,000 to pay his/her lawyers.??She gets the Bel Air, Calif. home and Hulk has to foot the utility bills.
-Toweling off Mariah Carey is a full-time job. After going for a swim off a private yacht in Capri, Mimi had a team of towel boys and girls on hand to dry her off. A diva must be properly taken care of.
-Tony Romo calls plays. He doesn't call Carrie Underwood. Sources close to the Cowboys QB tell TMZ Tony "is not calling Carrie" -- despite a recent interview she gave implying that she's ignoring Romo's calls. In fact, Tony's been spending all sorts of "quality time" with on-again-off-again-back-on-again girlfriend Jessica Simpson.
-Rihanna has ended Katy’s reign at the top of the U.S. pop charts with her fourth number one single. “Disturbia” replaces “I Kissed a Girl” after seven weeks at number one. Rihanna’s boyfriend Chris Brown is at number two with “Forever” while Katy slips to the number three spot. Meanwhile, the Jonas Brothers’ “A Little Bit Longer” is expected to debut at number one on the album charts next week.
-There will be NO Harry Potter movie this November, as previously expected and announced. The popular franchise's release has been postponed to July 2009. The studio, Warner Bros. is blaming the Writers' Strike.

David Archeletta Interview

David Archeletta called in to the show this morning! He landed in New York and called us from the car. He is still on the American Idol tour, but they had a day off so he went to New York City! David said that he's happy that David Cook won - he thought throughout the entire season that David Cook deserved to win! LB wanted to know what it's like to have the ladies all over him. David kind of laughed and said that it's really crazy to have so many great fans. David Archeletta also said that he has never been to his fans' message boards. He loves his fans and loves to meet them and hear from them, but he doesn't want to read the criticism and compliments on his message boards. Bobby wonders if David was a nerd in high school and got to go back and rub his fame in the faces of people who made fun of him, but David said that he got along with everyone in high school! He seems to just be a nice guy who gets along with everyone...Bobby was a bit surprised that he called so early - the interview was supposed to be at 8:30 but he called in an hour early! David laughed a lot during the interview, and Bobby and LB thought his laugh was pretty funny! After the interview, callers told Bobby they kind of got the gay vibe from him. Bobby doesn't think he is gay because he's mormon! Listen to the Podcasts for the entire interview.

Big Foot

Two guys allegedly found Big Foot. They are holding a press conference today to prove their findings. Another Big Foot hunter, Tom, was on the Carlos Show a couple of years ago. Tom got really offended when Carlos made fun of him. Well, in light of  recent discoveries, Carlos called Tom again the other day. Carlos first started out with some serious questions, then got into some joke questions. Tom ended up hanging up on him! Listen to the Podcast for the entire interview. 

Reporter Gets Shot

There was a reporter in Georgia (the country, not the state) who gets shot in the arm during a live segment. Bobby played a clip of this newscaster getting shot. She gets shot in the arm during a live report, but she gets up and continues to do the news cast as she's being treated in the car. It's unbelievable! Bobby said he would never get up and finish a news report if he got shot!

Blogs

Amy's Blog: Amy is a huge fan of Bikram Yoga. She found a studio in North Carolina, but it has dissappointed her. So, she found a Bikram Yoga CD and will start practicing yoga from home! She thinks she might get a humidity machine to make it hot, and she might even invite people to her house to practice with her!

Manblog: LB found out some bad news last night - the next season of ER will be final season. He can't believe that ER will no longer be on TV! He was so upset he almost didn't come to work today.

Bobby's Blog: Bobby has some good news - his movie finally has a release day! It should hit theatres something next April! Carlos wants to go to the premiere so he can meet Vanessa Hudgens!

Gym Injury

Amy was at the gym the other day and was on the elliptical machine. She tried to scratch her leg, but she kept moving her legs, so when she bent over the handle bars hit her on the head! She couldn't believe it - thank goodness she doesn't have a bruise or anything!

Intern Olympics: Finals

Today is the final day of the Intern Olympics. Whoever loses today will be kicked off the air for two weeks. Bobby has finally decided on a fair final competition - Name That Tune! 

1. 50 Cent "Disco Inferno"

-Intern Sizzle gets both artist and song!

2. Justin Timberlake "Cry Me a River"

-Intern Sizzle gets both artist and song!

3. Busta Rhymes "Put Your Hands Where my Eyes Can See"

-Paul Wall gets one point

4. Kris Kross "Warm It Up"

-no one is right

5. Alan Jackson "Chattahoochee"

-Sizzle gets both!

6. Led Zepplin "Stairway to Heaven"

-Sizzle gets both!

7. The Police "Every Breath I Take"

-Sizzle gets both!

**SIZZLE WINS! 9-1!

Intern Paul Wall will spend two weeks off the air. He is banned from the studio. Congratulations Intern Sizzle!

Good Invention, Bad Invention

For ever good invention, there is a terrible invention. A man in Florida invented an odorless toilet, which Bobby thinks is a great idea! He's actually upset that he didn't think of it first. While there is a new genius invention, there is also a new terrible invention, a German doctor invented spray-on condoms. No one thinks you would be able to trust this at all! Lunch wondered how long this would take to dry. 

Beer Goggles

A study has been done to actually prove that beer goggles really exist! A group of newlywed couples were given a bunch of drinks and then judged a beauty pageant. The study also proved that beer goggles make the same sex look attractive to a drunk person! Lunch disagrees with this study! Bobby wondered if Carlos had ever hooked up with an ugly girl when he was drunk. Carlos never remembered waking up next to an ugly girl, but LB and Bobby reminded him about a girl he made out with in Las Vegas one time. Speaking of Las Vegas, Lunchbox wants to get bottle service at the clubs when they are in Las Vegas. Bottle service is sometimes called "popping bottles," but Bobby thinks it wouldn't make them look any more cool.

Bobby's Date?

Yesterday there some girls in the studio to watch the show. One of the girls was really attractive, so LB and Carlos tried to hook him up! Bobby didn't tell anyone if he would go out with the girl, but Lunch saw Bobby was signed onto Myspace all night! LB and Carlos couldn't believe that Bobby passed up a hot date for Myspace and some Madden football. Bobby really loves his Madden...

Bobby's Dating Habits

According to doctors, one abortion does not affect you mentally. If you have multiple abortions, the physical chemistry of your body will change and make you depressed. Also, a woman's judgement is altered when she is on birth control to affect who she chooses to date. When on birth control, women tend to chose men who will be good fathers. Bobby often thinks of what his future children will look like with girls he dates. He said that even before he goes on a first date with someone, he thinks about potentially having kids with the girl! Bobby's therapist says that he ruins relationships before they even start...and this is a reason why. Carlos said that Bobby is like a cheetah when he approaches girls. He smoothly makes his way to their area and waits for his opportunity to enter their conversation. LB and Carlos were giving Bobby ideas on how to invite a girl over to his house tonight to hang out. Listen to the Podcast for this funny segment!

Steve's Thoughtful Gesture

Bobby's friend Steve is on the phone today. Steve is always looking out for his good friend, Bobby. Yesterday at his apartment complex he saw a tall attractive brunette who he thought looked perfect for Bobby. He wrote a note saying "I saw you walking to your car the other day and I think you'd be perfect for my friend. He was elected top 10 Local Bachelors and isn't a creep. If you have a husband or a boyfriend, disregard." Steve printed out 40 of these letters and taped them to doors in three buildings of the apartment complex! Bobby thinks this is kind of creepy. Amy thinks it was thoughtful, creative, and she wishes she would have thought of it! 

Name That Tune

Earlier in the show, Intern Sizzle really impressed Bobby with Name That Tune earlier in the Intern Olympics. Bobby was so impressed, he decided to challenge Intern Sizzle in a game of Name That Tune. 

1. Ray J "One Wish"

-Bobby got both

2. Limp Bizkit "My Way"

-Bobby got both

3. Kid Rock "Picture"

-Bobby got both

4. Paris Hilton "Stars are Blind"

-no one gets it

5. Motley Crue "Smoking in the Boys Room"

-No one get it

6. Creed "Higher"

-Bobby gets both

7.  Poison "Every Rose has It's Thorn"

-Bobby gets both

Theme: All the singers are in a sex tape! No one guesses the theme

**Bobby beat Intern Sizzle! Intern Sizzle didn't even guess a single thing right!!

Vacation

Bobby, Carlos, and LB are going to Vegas this week during vacation. They are really excited! Amy and her husband are going to the beach. Amy and Bobby iChat these days instead of calling each other on the phone, and sometimes Bobby's dog is next to him, so Amy always tries to put her dog on camera to talk to Bobby's dog! Bobby think it is stupid, but Amy gets jealous because Bobby's dog can do tricks. This is Intern Jessica's last day, so everyone said bye to her. She will miss the show!

End of Show

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